Here is somewhat recognized truth: Jason Statham was as soon as a aggressive diver.
That is proper. The person who performed the position of “Farmer” (yep that was his title) within the biggest Uwe Boll movie of all time, In The Title of the King: A Dungeon Siege Story, competed within the 1990 commonwealth video games.
Have a look at this whole hunk: hair, smiles, chiseled abs and all, touchdown this good dive.
I would prefer to assume that someplace, within the crowd, the forged of Snatch and Lock, Inventory, and Two Smoking Barrels had been watching him, cheering him on. And sure, that features Bullet Tooth Tony.
Now I might write all about Statham and particularly that Dungeon Siege film he was in all day (I imply actually, how does anyone purchase Ray Liotta as a wizard??), however there is a cause I am citing his diving historical past and that is as a result of a superbly executed dive is a factor of magnificence.
I imply, simply take a look at what the human physique is able to.
However typically, dives do not go as completely as deliberate. And this occurs on the highest ranges of competitors…
…and even the not so excessive. Like this highschool pupil who appeared to have an ideal begin.
Solely to have her legs give out on the final second, leading to one of the crucial limp and careless splashes right into a swimming pool I’ve ever seen.
As embarrassing as it’s, that lady can console herself with the truth that she’s not alone.
One thing that responders to the thread had been positive to remind her of.
Among the divers simply dealt blows to their egos.
Whereas others dealt blows to their our bodies as properly.
Are you able to say stomach flop?
You have to admire this one diver’s persistence.
You’d determine they’d discover a approach to make these darn boards rather less slippery.
I imply the twist right here is simply mesmerizing.
Because of this you by no means, ever hesitate.
Positive, I is perhaps laughing at these, however I am unable to do something aside from a cannonball myself, so I will simply chuckle to myself silently and never danger humiliation.